License and Registration Please

Do you know why I pulled you over?

One I don't Have to Photoshop

photo credit

David Spade and the Pointer in Chief

One Manly Hand

With a hand like that, you wouldn't need binoculars; you'd just reach out and grab whatever you wanted to look at and drag it in closer.

Commander in Chief

And what a commander he is. His gigantic left hand is always there as a deterrent whenever negotiations get heated. Think about it, a gentle cuff from this president could give you permanent brain damage. I'm told that's why Kim Jong Il refused to meet with him. A pity too; we would have had the whole North Korea thing straightened out in a jiffy.

Finger Pointing

The President is seen here in double-blaming mode. It is said that once he begins rapid fire blaming, he can make the atmosphere hum with the vibrations from hurled accusations. (the Solyndra worker in the background was not seriously hurt but did catch an accidental poke that "may have loosened some teeth is all")

A Good Poker Hand